Mennonite Sandwich

Do you come from the land of Dutch Pennsylvania? Floyd Landis, the successor to Lance Armstrong, apparently tossed his purist, religious upbringing out the window, as he tested positive for performance enhancers. While Lance was accused every year, he never tested positive. Floyd is still not guilty, but things do not look so good for Landis and the victory at the Tour de France. Not that anyone really cares about the sport now that Lance the Poster Boy has left the building, but what sucks is the French finally get to say, I told you so. If it is true, Landis may have experienced his last spandex sensation in Paris. It might be back to no electricity, phones, tv, and anything enjoyable in life; with the exception of some sweet quilts and curtain dresses.