Hearsay in NYC...

This is a pretty entertaining site, called Overheard in New York,
where people submit conversations heard throughout New York City, on the subways, busses, on the street...Some of the conversations are hilarious, and probably all too common in NYC. For a good laugh, check it out.

It's Even Funnier When You Realize It's Nine A.M.
Drunk Irish woman: What time is it?
Drunk Irish man: Nine o'clock.
Drunk Irish woman: It's early! The bars are open until four here. We still have [pauses to count on her fingers] seven hours!

--uptown 1 train